Post by Bodi Lovegood on Jul 13, 2017 21:47:37 GMT -5
"I'm not an asshole, Eden. Despite evidence to the contrary, I don't actually try and make messes or disrupt people too much." So no eating or drinking, since that made an enormous mess."
Post by Max Kameren on Jul 18, 2017 21:50:41 GMT -5
She actually enjoyed this part of her job, the people watching. Seeing how people reacted differently to all sorts of situations. It was amazing how many ways people could react, from tiny children being silent, wide eyed and curious about the blood spurting from their limbs to days like today with big grown men almost bawling at the thought of cutting off an arm. This was when you saw people at their most human, with their every emotion at the surface. When she thought about it that way, it must be awful for Max. Ha! He deserved it the insufferable jerk.
Rowena Covington, Fix You. Both beautifully described and wonderfully spiteful.
Post by Bodi Lovegood on Jul 20, 2017 22:36:11 GMT -5
"“George, as you can see, has a lobster claw instead of an arm. Now in a normal case, I would just be able to reverse it, but from the dust I can see on your sleeve there, I suspect that this isn’t just a spell gone wrong is it? No, you had to go and mix PixieDust with whatever alcohol you decided to drink tonight. And then you had to get into a fight, because, you are all such big manly men, never mind the fact that you are all Wizards and actually have the ability to seriously hurt each other! And I suppose that you didn’t realize that a side effect of PixieDust is that it can actually make usually temporary spells permanent when it is in the bloodstream. So congratulations, George is now the proud owner of a lobster claw.”